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Working For Trump Is “Career Suicide”

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Want a job? Because the Trump administration is always hiring! Start now with no qualifications – it’s obvious from their previous hires that none are needed, and in some cases are a detriment. You, too, can become world famous as you stand up in front of news reporters and attempt to spin lies as fast as your brain can chug, while said reporters laugh at you and tear your answers to shreds all day in commentary reports. Meanwhile, you may even get a place in the history books as an aide to the greatest governmental treason trail in world history.

What, no takers? What a shock. There was supposed to be all these dis-empowered Millennials who’d be looking for work. Apparently nobody’s this desperate.

Rachel Maddow concurs. She looks over reports from BuzzFeed, The New York Times, and Politico and concludes that the Trump administration just might have a human resources problem.

To quote just one interviewee when offered a position in the White House: “Oh, you’re being serious? Oh my god, I’m crying of laughter, why would anyone in their right mind want to be his communications director?”

As of now, the White House has announced nominees for just 117 of the 559 most important Senate-confirmed positions. And then there’s the people who keep getting fired, or quitting, which works to douse that total even further. Former RNC Chair Michael Steele is quoted as summing it up: “The talent pool is shrinking, because who wants to sign up for crazy?”

I dunno. Why don’t we ask some of the people who voted for Crazy?

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